The Mottai Boss (a.k.a kaatss)

WITTY CUSTOMER

Last night, my friend and I were walking towards the local railway station and heading home. We stopped at a small petty shop to have a pepsi and chat about the days progress. Right next to that shop was another small fruit vendor selling guavas. The guava seller was shouting at the top of his voice to attract customers from a predominantly office to home going crowd. One idea in his temporary fruit stall was to implement a 'taste before you buy' feature. Also the seller is praising about the quality of the fruits. Just keep this scene in mind before proceeding below.

Shopkeeper: Taste guavas and then buy....5 for 10 rupees and 12 for 20 rupees....

Shopkeeper: Best guavas in town....sweet sweet guavas....

A customer now comes towards the shop and shows interest in buying some fruits.

Shopkeeper: Sir, very good guavas...they are sweet and will taste like grapes.

Customer: Thats fine....but what about the size....they look like grapes too....and you charge two rupees for one???

Shopkeeper: !?!?!

Hearing this, the two pepsi drinkers went bbbppppppfffftttttt spitting and barely missing shopkeeper, customer, people on the road and each other.